NO FUCKIN WAY SON. YOU ARE GONNA CRUSH OCTOBER IN THE GROUND. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ALREADY FUCKED SEPTEMBER OVER, YOU DESTROYED IT HOMEBOY. YOU SEE HOW FUCKIN HOT YOU LOOKED AT HOMECOMING? I DID. YOU BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF SEPTEMBER. SEPTEMBER IS WHISPERING ABOUT HOW BADLY IT GOT FUCKED BY YOU TO OCTOBER, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? OCTOBER IS FUCKING TERRIFIED. ITS LIKE, OH SHIT, SEPTEMBER JUST GOT DESTROYED, IM NEXT OH SHIT OH SHIT. YOU'RE GONNA KILL IT BC YOU'RE HOT AS FUCK AND I BELIEVE IN YOU
Anonymous

u restore my faith in humanity ily

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

whOA that pan post is getting notes fast wtf

perks of being pan: never having to change the pronouns in songs

kndall:

when ur trying to cheer your friends up bc they’re sadimage

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

im a big giant weENIE who needs to do homework

us-president:

when someone asks you to do something right when you sit down

groans