selfie challenge day 2: fish lips

i ????? i cannot do ???????

selfie challenge day 2: fish lips

i ????? i cannot do ???????

im gonna grow out my hair

vel-sparko:

"what’s up everybody it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’ve just been elected President of the United States, let’s do this shit."

toue-company:

Write me a fic where sei convinces koujaku to get his pubes waxed

i wanted to start a 30 day selfie challenge today but forgot until i was showered and gross looking so here take some natural hair selfie

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

ask me about my huge shlong and argumentative tendencies